This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
