I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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