Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
