STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I wish I only lived at night.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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