I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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