Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
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Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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