If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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