whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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