just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
