Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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