Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Randomize
