if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
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that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
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Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Terrible idea I love it
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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