if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
