He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Small penises have feelings too.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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