How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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