You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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