I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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