sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
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If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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