i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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