Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
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Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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