yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
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All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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