i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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