My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
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is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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