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Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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