:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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