I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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