Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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