I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
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she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?