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You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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