I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I cut my penus on the lid.
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And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
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Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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