I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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