Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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