Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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