I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
where does the pee come out of this thing
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Randomize
