it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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