lets start a swedish sibling band together
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
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Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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