How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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