Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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