So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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