Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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