6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
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1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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