Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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