thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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