You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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