Don't make out with my wife yet
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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