do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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