I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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