But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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