new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
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Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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