I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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