Taylor Swift is so right about you.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
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Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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