paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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