He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
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You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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