I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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