I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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