He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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