id be glad to
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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