Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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