My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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