I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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